Thursday, November 24, 2005
-Week of Fun-
Hi people, im bent and this is my 1st entry.
Xw was 1st nigel was 2nd i am last.. y m i always last hahahahaha
ok this week has been a fun week
why? i dunoo im very tired now bye!!
before i go i gotta tell about wad happened in the recent class chalet which I and XW went to.nigel dint cos he isnt in our class.jereme, one of our founders, was being a pang seh kia and dint go.
btw XW was being a bitch
anw he and mike was walking half naked to the chalet after a game of touch rugby on the beach
a group of girls walk past and this was what happened
A slightly attractive girl in the group that walked past: 'Giggles'
XingWei: wad u laughing at??
girl: walks away...
After i knew about this.. i went ' HAHAHAHA u fat SOB'
k tt wasnt funny...
oh yah another thing, we went night cycling from our chalet to changi village
i almost died because it was a freaking long journey plus we saw a couple of bapos and a naked man.. WTF.. anw while we were reaching "home" it was almost 5 am in the morning, i was tired and stuff blah blah blah and i fell.
NIGEL: wad a loser..
Bent: fuck off and go slp!
did i mention tt im at nigel's hse?? no i dint .. and wq is here too as a TC special guest and im bloody slpy and tired so forgive me for typing this piece of shit thanks!
and BTW nigel's fully naked cept for boxers. GOOD NIGHTS
[T.C]Bent
| [T.C] fought for sanity @ 9:41 AM|
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Sunday, November 20, 2005
-FUCK PIZZA HUT!!!-
nigel here, making my 1st post
the biggest difference between xing wei and me is xing wei is an idealist while im a realist. (ben is a specialist). ben has a banlist (hur) , i got a playlist, and xw is last but not least.
enough of my words of wisdom. today was another session of kickass dota, at mechmaster bukit timah plaza, with the attitude problem owner. we went to pizza hut for dinner. it was about 15 mins before xing wei let out the inner beast within and started playing with the food again. cheese with chilli and pepsi and chicken soup mixed together. YUMMY :) we started talking cock for another 20 mins before we realised that the food was not coming. we called this indian waitress and told her tt our food has not been here for damn long. she went back and asked her manager , came back to us, smiled to us . this was wad the conversation was like
indian lady "im sorry, but as there is a confusion in the kitchen, there was a delay in processing your order."(with a wide grin on her face)
xing wei " but ppl who came later than us already got their food" (xing wei looking around at the other ppl)
xing wei was thinking tt such was a lame excuse. she think we dumb ah ?
indian lady "wait, i go ask my manager"
we were all getting pissed and started to talk cock.
xing wei " eh nigel, pass this tissue to her"
nigel "who?"
xing wei "tt indian lady"
nigel "huh? why?"
xing wei " tell her to wipe that smile off her face"
(xing wei proceeds to grab qi kai's head and demonstrated how to wipe a smile off a face)
it was quite dumb cos ppl who came later than us got their food so we started coming up with theories of why it was delayed.
i thought, maybe they hired an indian pizza maker. they'd probably think pizza = italian roti prata so they go for job interviews claiming to be expert pizza makers.
imagine a waiter going in the kitchen, wondering wads taking the pizza so long.
then he sees the indian pizza maker flipping pizzas. zzz wtf.
too bad i was the only one who got the joke as the whole table of Talk-Cockers were staring at me as i laughed. maybe xw got it too cos he laughed too, or maybe he was just laughing at me.
we all couldnt tahan so we asked for the bill w/o taking the pizza and they still had the cheek to charge us 26.90 for pepsi and soups. they included service charge. we were thinking "WAD SERVICE? KNN. we were sitting for an hour talking cock"
we're at ben's hse now and we're playing monopoly. it has become so intense that we had no choice but to merge. i and xw and ben and aaron. it was a close matchup but given that ben's "fantastic" dice rolling skills aided us along the way,we won of cos!
aaron is our special guest today.
btw, xing wei is drunk , im still half naked, and ben's a bitch
aaron can fucking play the guitar.
tmr is a new day, but actually, it is today. ok bye
[T.C] abdiel.
bent: They are aslp now and im nt a bitch. yup good night everyone!
| [T.C] fought for sanity @ 6:28 AM|
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Friday, November 18, 2005
-AFTER O-LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!-
arh yes!! it is finally over!! wohooo! the day all Talk-Cockers come together to celebrate this momentous occasion. and what better way to do it then a hard core session of kick ass DOTA!! And where else to do kick ass at??? our FAVOURITE indian mall where hardly anyone goes too.. TEKKA!!! now where do i start.. it was such an exciting day..
Let's talk about how benjamin unleashed the inner beast.. and brought about chaos and destruction throughout the land of TEKKA. He grabbed that FATTY rat (aka chester) by the throat and swung him around like a ragged doll. OH man!! what a SIGHT.. tears sweat and GORE... the whole package...
On a lighter note, let us explore the intricacies of human speech. The following dialogue occured during a heated battle between the Allies and Axis during a game of Battlefield 19XX
Act 1 Scene 1
malay boy: fuck sia.. they coming from all directions...
chinese boy: no scared just steady can already!!
malay boy : sia la.... my gun no bullet.. die already
(nigel breaks out into hysterical laughter)
Act 1 Scene 2
chinese boy : oi.. later how you going home arh?
malay boy : dunno leh.. either cab or taxi..
(nigel breaks out into hysterical laughter again)
YUP YUP!! It is jeremy's birthday today.. the founder of Talk-Cock.. he is 16 today..
bent : wah his birdday is one day after Os leh.. wah lao that's like damn pro la
nigel : snores...
me : i rock this world
bent : snores
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN JEREMY. HAVE FUN IN TAIWAN!!
By the way we are at nigel's house.. nigel's half naked.. i am starting to stink.. and bent is gone..
Btw this is the inaugural post for the T.C
Btw i am Xing Wei
Btw Eddie Gueroro (WWE superstar)
Btw he has passed away
'Internal rest grant onto him, O Lord.
And let perpetual light shine on him.
May he rest in peace.
Amen.'
[T.C] Xing Wei
| [T.C] fought for sanity @ 11:26 AM|
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