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Thursday, April 13, 2006


-RJC!!!-
HELLO ALL TALK COCKERS!! i am back!! And i am going to blog about RJC. Uh huh..RJC. Bet you guys didnt see that coming, caught you off guard didnt i.

RJC Campus

The school isnt as big as it looks. It has 7 storeys, 6 lecture theatres, PAC, indoor sports hall, multi purpose hall, 8 lane track (not the 3 lane rectangle ones), canteen with 15 stalls (Subway included). Aint that big yar? There is most probably an underground olympic sized swimming pool somewhere that i have yet to stumbled upon. Been hearing some rumours about it, shall go confirm and get back to you guys. Ohhh ya.. And there are the lifts. Yes, lifts! RJ has 3 lifts. No point waiting for the lifts anyway cause they are most likely packed with people. And they really squeeze and fill up the 20 persons capacity. When you squeeze 20 odd hormonally charged boys and girls into a lift funny things are bound to happen. Stories of guys groping girls, girls groping guys, guys groping guys and guys groping themselves. Full of weird people RJC has... That's about it for the school campus...

People

HMMM..What sorta people are there in RJC(thinking out aloud to self)? There are basically 2 types of people in rjc:
1. RI boys
2. RGirls

Firstly, the RI boys. RI boys are surprisingly very decent boys. I thought they were going to be slightly like sji boys, you know with all the dirty jokes and all, but just a little more bastard. But to my UTMOST HORROR they were not. They were quite a decent bunch of people. Straightshooters. SIGH. Miss all those sick dirty jokes. MAX WHERE ARE YOU!!! And i am by no means a sick bastard. Just miss those sick jokes. Hmmm. Dont think i am making sense. And contrary to popular belief they are not bastards. They are very nice people actually.There was once during PE where we had to do 2.4km run and i was like going to die because my stamina like SUPER CRAPPY and all the girls were running pass me. My self esteem dropped to an all time low la and suddenly this BRIGHT light shone from behind and this RI guy, T, decided to run with me and gave me encouragment somemore. It was so touching la, wanted to give him a hug, but decided against it after careful deliberation. And maybe they laugh at different things and have a different way of talk-cocking, but i guess it's alright. Got to learn new ways to anyway. I have learned a lot from my classmates though. There is a softball retard and a badminton retard in my class and BOY can they TALK-COCK [RI style]. And there is this thing the badminton retard does called SPASM-ing which can be quite scary. Once in a while in the midst of an enriching math tutorial class he would break out into an uncontrollable spasm and start kicking over chairs and tables and spout expletives in reference to the genitals or sexual acts. Yup, believe it or not.. it's true damn it! Yup that's about all i have to say about RI boys.. mostly non-informative stuff, but i guess it is fine.

The RGS girl

I have a confession to make. I was very scared of rgs girls during my 4 years in sji. I didnt have any rgs friends that i talked to on a regular basis. Not in person, not on MSN either. I didnt talk to anyone at all!! They just looked too damn intimidating to even start a conversation with and when you do try... GGXX. Their ang moh like sibei ZAI. Fee-liii Faaalaaa fee-lii faalaa.. Catch no ball. But due to the recent predicament of being placed in RJC i am surrounded by rg girls and have no choice but to interact with them. To be honest they are actually quite sane individuals who enjoy a good laugh once in a while. But mind you this girls have DRIVE. Once they have their sights locked onto a particular target, the will grab it with their claws and sink their fangs right into it.Grrrr!!! For example, there is this girl called S and when she was in primary school her friend kept making faces at her by curling up her tongue. You know the trick you do with your tongue where you fold them together. Anyway S was FREAKIN pissed that her friend kept making fun of her cause she couldnt fold her tongue soooooo she forced herself to learn how to fold her tongue. YES!! She learned how to freaking fold her tongue!! BOMB MAN!! And here i was thinking that it was suppose to be a genetic thingy that made you able to curl your tongue. I realised after interacting with these super humans for 3 months how determined they actually were.

That's all folks.. we gotta get christian to blog!! SAVING PRIVATE CHRISTIAN

[T.C] Xing Wei



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