Sunday, November 20, 2005
-FUCK PIZZA HUT!!!-
nigel here, making my 1st post
the biggest difference between xing wei and me is xing wei is an idealist while im a realist. (ben is a specialist). ben has a banlist (hur) , i got a playlist, and xw is last but not least.
enough of my words of wisdom. today was another session of kickass dota, at mechmaster bukit timah plaza, with the attitude problem owner. we went to pizza hut for dinner. it was about 15 mins before xing wei let out the inner beast within and started playing with the food again. cheese with chilli and pepsi and chicken soup mixed together. YUMMY :) we started talking cock for another 20 mins before we realised that the food was not coming. we called this indian waitress and told her tt our food has not been here for damn long. she went back and asked her manager , came back to us, smiled to us . this was wad the conversation was like
indian lady "im sorry, but as there is a confusion in the kitchen, there was a delay in processing your order."(with a wide grin on her face)
xing wei " but ppl who came later than us already got their food" (xing wei looking around at the other ppl)
xing wei was thinking tt such was a lame excuse. she think we dumb ah ?
indian lady "wait, i go ask my manager"
we were all getting pissed and started to talk cock.
xing wei " eh nigel, pass this tissue to her"
nigel "who?"
xing wei "tt indian lady"
nigel "huh? why?"
xing wei " tell her to wipe that smile off her face"
(xing wei proceeds to grab qi kai's head and demonstrated how to wipe a smile off a face)
it was quite dumb cos ppl who came later than us got their food so we started coming up with theories of why it was delayed.
i thought, maybe they hired an indian pizza maker. they'd probably think pizza = italian roti prata so they go for job interviews claiming to be expert pizza makers.
imagine a waiter going in the kitchen, wondering wads taking the pizza so long.
then he sees the indian pizza maker flipping pizzas. zzz wtf.
too bad i was the only one who got the joke as the whole table of Talk-Cockers were staring at me as i laughed. maybe xw got it too cos he laughed too, or maybe he was just laughing at me.
we all couldnt tahan so we asked for the bill w/o taking the pizza and they still had the cheek to charge us 26.90 for pepsi and soups. they included service charge. we were thinking "WAD SERVICE? KNN. we were sitting for an hour talking cock"
we're at ben's hse now and we're playing monopoly. it has become so intense that we had no choice but to merge. i and xw and ben and aaron. it was a close matchup but given that ben's "fantastic" dice rolling skills aided us along the way,we won of cos!
aaron is our special guest today.
btw, xing wei is drunk , im still half naked, and ben's a bitch
aaron can fucking play the guitar.
tmr is a new day, but actually, it is today. ok bye
[T.C] abdiel.
bent: They are aslp now and im nt a bitch. yup good night everyone!
| [T.C] fought for sanity @ 6:28 AM|
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