Sunday, December 25, 2005

-K-Box WOAH-

hi peeps, jeremy here. ok so i am about to blog la, thanks to that benteoh, msn bug me, sms bug me but o well, its for the good of GROUP! so that this place won't be so dead.

ok so 2days ago, delvin, weemeng, qikai, weiqiang, nigel, yuan zu and i went to k-box(cine) coz no movies were available so.. we went there and sing and go nuts. everyone was so high except one blardi anti-social and dejected qikai. dunno why he so quiet or wad la. BUT YEA WE SING LIKE MAD MAN. ok i think we were shouting. especially when u see weiqiang trying to reach the high notes and his voice went all coarse. it was freaking funny. now i understand why bengs frequent that place. ok no offence guys, esp to the bengs or pple who frequent k-box.

guys i think we shud do more of this when we go to cjc hahaa. oh and for those [T.C]-ers who are not going to cjc, good luck to u guys, its ur LOSS and i mean it. u all don't wanna join the majority at cjc then go ahead to other JCs and suffer. *HAHAHA* this goes out to xing wei and christian teo.


HAPPY BOXING DAY.

quote of the year : "eh i know u most brother one, brother leh"

pls post ur other quotes guys.


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Thursday, December 15, 2005

-Mind Boggling. Boogling?-

OH MY GOSH.. i am so sorry.. this entry is way overdue.. suppose to have finished writing it like last week. I apologise to all talk-cockers out there.

And i would like to apologise for my recent absence from all talk-cock activities. The beach sounded super fun. Sea. Sand. Sun. Super hot babes. SHIOK!!

Now let me explain my absence. While all you monkeys were out having fun, i was busy attending a International Conference on Talk-Cocking. It was attended by the bestest and brightest there was in the world of TALK-COCKING, and trust me they were PROS. I guess by now you guys must be scratching your head and thinking "what the F*** is Xing Wei talking about?"

For 3 days and 2 nights, I was at Praisehaven Church (Salvation Army Bukit Timah) living with a group of 16 twelve year olds. It was a 'Wonderful and Special Camp' (camp name). The camp was organised beacuse at this age they are going through a transitional period where everything for them is about to change. Primary to secondary, 4 subs to 8, kid to teenager... you get it..

Ok, back to the more important stuff. So through my observation over the pass 3 days of this group a girls and boys i made a somewhat saddening discovery.

Let's start with the boys. The boys were quite a handful the manage. They were like a troupe of hungry monkeys looking for bananas. Jumping from one place to the other. They kept climbing onto me as though i had sweets stuck in my hair. And they took every opportunity to challenge me to a fight and of course i took every opportunity to hammer them to a pulp. And mind you, this bunch of boys had an array of 'wonderful' vocabulary too. Ranging from the all the time favourite 1) F*** to the classic ah beng reply to any confrontation 2) Ka ni na bu chao chee bye. This group of guys also indulge in talk-cocking. They are even proer than our founder the the talk-cock guru(jeremy aka The Cock) himself. They can switch from one irrelevent topic to another with such fluidity that would leave lesser mortals like you, SHOCKED, totally dumbfounded. They can even talk-cock with their asses. They can let off gas with such orchesteral precision, in the middle of the night, that it almost sounds melodious. The funny thing is seeing them wake up in the morning wondering why their room stank so much.

As for the girls, the were on a totally different level. The way they carried themselves, you could see that they had more sense and a greater control over their emotions. Even though you could still sense they were still little girls at the end of the day from the questions they asked you. They were still 12 year old girls after all. Any funny examples from the girls? Of course!! There was this session during the camp that was suppose to teach the campers how to handle BGR. For those who not in tuned with youth lingo it stands for Boy-Girl Relationship. The kids were given different scenarios of kids their age having relationship dilemmas:

Jane has been friends with Luke since they were young and they are very close friends. But one day Luke writes a letter to Jane saying how much he likes her and wishes that they can be together. Jane is really confused as to what to do. Because she does not like Luke the same way. She's afraid that if she tells him their friendship will be affected. But if she doesnt tell him he will continue waiting.

So the question posed to each group was what would they do. And one rather pleasant looking girl said, 'Usually i get this sorta letter i just burn it loh'. The group leader was left speechless too. The guys self esttem must have shattered right in his face. I didnt have such experiences when i was 12, maybe cause i was ugly.

What would you have done?? Feel free to air your comments in the chat box.

Anyway, through this camp i learnt to look at things from different perspectives. And trust me there were many different perspectives to look at from especially when there are 12 year olds around. Some funny, some disgusting, some intriguing, others just plain dumb.

Anyway, thanks to all the campers. And my sleeping mates--> yasushi (jap guy), jun hao, luke, shabhan aka fart machine. And all the funny kids from St Andrew's Cathedral City Tweens.

God Bless and have a blessed CHRISTmas
Happy Holidays

[T.C] Xing Wei


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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

-aaahhhhhh....sentosa........wat a day-

hello.max here.took me a while to get to the blog-making page.everything's in chinese on my comp.wtf..anyway,first entry like the rest.always a first for everything.hope i dont disappoint.

well,ytd was a fantastic day.an outing to the heavily-fortified island of sentosa.wasnt exactly a solely-[T.C] outing but who cares,17 josephians,so much fun and so much better than the big O like delvin mentioned last time.hahaha..now,where shall i begin....

would a trip to sentosa be complete without a game of beach football?i'd say no.
3/4 of an hour's indulgence in sg's favourite sport under the sun= 3/4 of a day of wat those horny sex-loving japs do
trust me,it was freakin shagged.especially digging ur feet into the uneven sand and pulling them out again.good game for my team.we lost 3-2.i mean..c'mon,having me in the team doesnt mean the team would win.right?like i say,it's a teamsport,everyone plays a part.hahaha.

well,after the game,me,mo and chris stayed behind to slack around while the rest,all 14 of em,went to get drinks for us and themselves.went wading in the water but had to get out cos the sand was really bugging the inner side of my underwear.argh.headed to the showers.one thing i notice on my way there,the gals are hawt,the boys are not.couldnt help but stare at the boys with the hot chicks.wat a mismatch!!!and the gals couldnt help but stare at me,for obvious reasons.could feel my father's pride radiating from within...wahahahah.just kidding.

the rest came back after a while,40 mins later.haha.chilled out before starting on a game of touch.3 teams,winner's out,loser's in.kinda pity yz's team as they were practically stuck on the pitch throughout the entire game.haha.captain's ball in the sea after tt.nigel exhausted himself and opted out of it for awhile,something i can understand.wahahaha.anyway,we saw a malay couple making out in the waters.of all places,in a sea near a bunch of hormonal boys?how kinky is tt?another thing,there were 2 lesbos throwing frisbees and getting intimate in the sea.how blessed i felt to be watching home-made pornos away from the lurking presence of my parents at home.

sadly,it came the time to leave.had lunch at the hawker centre and it was dota at tekka for the ones who were game enough.first up,sji rugby took on others.obviously,with me in the team,sji rugby made easy meat of others.hahaha.(special thanks to wm,wq,yz and mark for being so supportive of me when farming output was poor and i was on a low)second up was a very close one.this time,[T.C],comprising of me,delvin,nigel,bent and qk,took on others.qk was damn funny,he came late for every skirmishes we had with the opponent and nigel was damn pissed with him.hahaha.shall eat humble pies by admitting tt i was quite a feeder during the game.i actually let the creeps kill me near the secret shop area.no enemy heroes,just me and the creeps.my zues was arc-ing them merrily and i was telling delvin how much i was owning.delvin told me i'd better run.next thing i saw was zues being whacked into pieces and qk finishing up from where i left off.wtf..anyway,good game to us.we trimmed their bush,they brazillian-waxed us.ouch..

aight.i guess tt about sums up the day yesterday.there's something irritating my eye,ought to wash it with soap now.hope you've enjoyed wat you read.have a nice day.

[T.C] max



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