Friday, November 18, 2005

-AFTER O-LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!-

arh yes!! it is finally over!! wohooo! the day all Talk-Cockers come together to celebrate this momentous occasion. and what better way to do it then a hard core session of kick ass DOTA!! And where else to do kick ass at??? our FAVOURITE indian mall where hardly anyone goes too.. TEKKA!!! now where do i start.. it was such an exciting day..

Let's talk about how benjamin unleashed the inner beast.. and brought about chaos and destruction throughout the land of TEKKA. He grabbed that FATTY rat (aka chester) by the throat and swung him around like a ragged doll. OH man!! what a SIGHT.. tears sweat and GORE... the whole package...

On a lighter note, let us explore the intricacies of human speech. The following dialogue occured during a heated battle between the Allies and Axis during a game of Battlefield 19XX

Act 1 Scene 1
malay boy: fuck sia.. they coming from all directions...

chinese boy: no scared just steady can already!!

malay boy : sia la.... my gun no bullet.. die already

(nigel breaks out into hysterical laughter)

Act 1 Scene 2
chinese boy : oi.. later how you going home arh?

malay boy : dunno leh.. either cab or taxi..

(nigel breaks out into hysterical laughter again)

YUP YUP!! It is jeremy's birthday today.. the founder of Talk-Cock.. he is 16 today..

bent : wah his birdday is one day after Os leh.. wah lao that's like damn pro la
nigel : snores...
me : i rock this world
bent : snores

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN JEREMY. HAVE FUN IN TAIWAN!!

By the way we are at nigel's house.. nigel's half naked.. i am starting to stink.. and bent is gone..
Btw this is the inaugural post for the T.C
Btw i am Xing Wei
Btw Eddie Gueroro (WWE superstar)
Btw he has passed away

'Internal rest grant onto him, O Lord.
And let perpetual light shine on him.
May he rest in peace.
Amen.'

[T.C] Xing Wei


| [T.C] fought for sanity @ 11:26 AM|

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